Spent £17 on mushrooms for you / 'Cause I'm silly

I baked a curry this week. A sort-of mash-up of the classic feeling of proud domesticity that only having food in the oven creates, and the type of exhaustion so deep that stirring scales of slowly-translucifying onion seemed too much to approach.Cooking is emotional, I think, and so many TV shows I comfort myself with agree. Cooking is fun, cooking is easy; you can do it at home with your imaginary children. Cooking is a passion, cooking is an obsession, cooking is aggressive. Watch a man karate chop a vegetable with his knife. Slice al pastor like an ear from a snitch.I like to cook for people I love. I took 1kg of plantain to my friend's house as a gift last week, because I couldn't cook them for her myself. I am tired of only feeding me. When I cook, I imagine dishing up in a full house, and I miss everyone I know. Other stuff

My Stuff

  • I filed my first piece for a national newspaper this week. It's coming out on April Fool's Day! Haha seriously

  • I was also accepted into the Guild of Food Writers! Which is cool. I'm v chuffed about it.

  • In case you missed it: Bun! The Taxonomy Of The British Bread Roll

  • I'm up for travelling ANYWHERE as soon as I can. Offer me a commission. Tom can run the bar.

  • If you enjoy my writing and would like to buy me a Beak - Gurr (my current beer of choice), thank you! The easiest way to do so is via my Ko-fi profile.

Sho Foo Doh by Grace Helmer for Pellicle